The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
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