so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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