I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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