I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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