Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
She's the barista slut.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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