Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
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Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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