chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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