I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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