In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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