What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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