You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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