I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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