Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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