You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I currently don't understand fingers.
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