My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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