I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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