that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Randomize
