Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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