Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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