Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I have tasted many bathrooms
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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