I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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