quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
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