Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
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