Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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