were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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