Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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