You don't have asthma, your pregnant
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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