That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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