You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Randomize
