windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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