My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
These tits shall not be calmed
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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