Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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