Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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