drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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