O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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