i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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