Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
