Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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