We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Randomize
