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(323): View more from California

this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude

(765): View more from Indiana

call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing

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(604): View more from British Columbia

The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.

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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed

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(928): View more from Arizona

It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn

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(316): View more from Kansas

ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.

(316): View more from Kansas

And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.

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I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.

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