We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
where are you?
Hypothermia
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
And then he peed in my hair
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