Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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