so that wasnt chicken after all
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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