I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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