So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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