Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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