8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I just want nice things and good sex
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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