im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Even my vagina gasped.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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