Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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