haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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