Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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