Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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