Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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