The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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