I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
