Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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